"This Epiphone’s so classy it probably irons its own strings before a gig."
Glossy black finish, bold pickguard art, and a tone smoother than your dad explaining how he “almost went pro.” It’s got that vintage swagger that makes you want to tune up, play loud, and pretend you’re the mysterious neighbor everyone hears but never sees.
It’s part guitar, part time machine — built for ballads, backyard jams, and the occasional dramatic head nod after a perfect G chord.
